You know you’ve been a foreigner in Taiwan too long when… | Taiwan News

1. You can order the entire McDonald’s menu in Chinese.
2. You decide it makes more sense to drive a motorcycle instead of a car.
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4. Someone doesn’t stare at you and you wonder why.
5. You look both ways before crossing the sidewalk.
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7. You turn left from the right lane.
8. 70 degrees Fahrenheit feels cold.
9. You see three people on a motorcycle and figure there’s room for two more.
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13. You stop conjugating verbs.
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15. The main reason you stop at a 7-11 is to buy tea eggs.
16. You expect a Chinese New Year’s bonus.

19. You can distinguish Taiwanese from Hakka.
20. Your family stops asking you when you’ll be coming back.
21. Taxi drivers are considered “good drivers.”