MONKEY!
You think you got the stuff it takes to break away!
Boy you’ll be on the track every day
Talent, vigor, drive
You’ll eat peanut butter the rest of your life
And these last things you can arrange
Find other people equally strange
Stuff yourselves in the van and ride the pine box derby to the finish line
Squirrel Nut Zippers, “Trou Macacq”