via the Best of Craigslist:

Mobile brothel

197? Chrysler motor home. I bought this former mobile brothel from one
of the oldest pimps in Nevada. I believe it’s the one I was conceived
and born in. My mother found it for me a few years ago while
volunteering for the humane society in Vegas. I bought it right away for
$10,000 because it’s kind of sentimental to us since my father was an
aeronautical engineer turned Navy Seal firefighter and a CIA spy who
worked for Richard Nixon himself. Needless to say didn’t have much time
for dating so he would visit my mom on his rare time off from work in
this mobile brothel that she worked in while she saved up money for
college. Anyways my mom and I hoped to restore it to it’s former glory
days and get her and it back on the road. But after applying for
permits, we were denied for a massive crab infestation and mold issues.
It starts and runs well. Steers straight and is good in gas. I’d like to
get around $10k for it as is. Clean title in hand. Thanks.

P.S. Dad if you are reading this please email me as i would love to meet you someday.